2.12.11

WORLD LIARS WEEK

I declared this week on facebook world Liars week, because i have been brutalized by different lies. It is not funny anymore. Do we have to to lie to make the story sweet and straight, seriously! I will take the pain to itemize the lies... It all started on sunday...Enjoy.
  1. I was supposed to collect somethings from a lady, infact she was supposed to bring it to my house i happily waited for her on saturday, to come from Surulere to Lekki (Nigeria) from 8am to 12am, i didn't see her. Finally i call her up on Sunday and she says she will be there after church, i waited until 8pm, at 8.45pm i give her a call  SHE SAYS SHE IS ON HER WAY TO MY HOUSE THAT SHE IS ON KINGSWAY ROAD IKOYI.  I woke up the next morning and she didnt come. I gave her a call and she says (THIS IS THE BIG LIE) that she has been in traffic for 2 hrs (seriously on a sunday,i live in lagos)
  2. My mecahnic, his own was an everyday issue since he took my car on tuesday. its goes from the AC to the brain box to.... OMG the list never ends. Mechanics, Artisans infact, they are seriously wired differently.
  3. My wonderful friend, offers to come see me on Thursday of this same week, call and chats with me by 10pm on wednesday and then on thursday i don't see him at the close of work i give him a ring and he Says he is in Asaba he had to leave by 7am because it was an urgent one that they told him @ his office yesterday, and then something about his girlfriend. Seriously that was too much information, all i needed to know is why you didnt show and a lie wasn't the best.
Seriously guys what was your week of lies like.

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